BEST OF 2018 LIST
Best pizza: jalapeño pineapple
Best president: Abraham Lincoln
Best painting: Mona Lisa
Best day of the week: Sunday
Best nut: cashews
Best dairy product: cheese
Best planet: Earth
Best sea mammal: dolphin
Best land mammal: also dolphin
Best number: 1
Best air: fresh
Best water: bubbly
Best Holiday: 4th of July
Best city for car chases: San Francisco
Best call: BOOTY
Best thing to tell someone to talk to: the hand
Best size to be when you’re in charge: large
Best waste of government money: going to mars
Best decision I ever made: asking Julia to marry me